If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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