my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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