Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
