Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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