Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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