I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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