I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
