i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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