Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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