i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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