No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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