I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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