Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
be right there i have to get my cape
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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