im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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