Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Green mimosas i think yes
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
