we have officially lost it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
