Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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