dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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