butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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