I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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