That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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