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I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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