Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
YAS. BRING CRAB.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
