you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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