help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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