i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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