why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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