so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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