Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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