What did we do last night that was yellow?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
