I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
high people should be assigned attendants
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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