your room smells of hookers.
And success
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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