If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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