Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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