butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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