your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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