OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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