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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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