I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
do herpes really smell.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
my poor anus
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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