it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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