Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
