You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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