On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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