I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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