I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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