I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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