everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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