I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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