Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Are we still banned from the library?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Randomize
