Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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